I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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