He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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