I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I don't think brook has ever known best
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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