What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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