ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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