Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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