I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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