They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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