You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Randomize
