Umm I'm too high to move.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Found your dick twin last night
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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