No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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