this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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