Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize