Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So many bounce houses so little time
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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