READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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