they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Send help, water and tortillas.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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