Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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