there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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