how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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