no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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