My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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