you would pick up someone in the library
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
