But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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