I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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