google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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