i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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