i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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