Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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