help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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