i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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