i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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