But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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