I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
whose ass print is on the piano?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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