You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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