My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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