Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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