cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
my liver is dry heaving
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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