But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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