I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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