I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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