This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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