i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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