I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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