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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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