actually, I'm a sock model
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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