ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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