The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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