So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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