Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
