you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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