Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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