So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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