She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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