38 yer olds are good kisserssss
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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