She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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