Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just want to make out with him forever
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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