i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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