Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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