And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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