I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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