Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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