I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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