Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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